{"id":10,"date":"2007-03-02T01:24:32","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T19:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ltmemphis.org\/susarlablog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2007-03-02T01:24:32","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T19:54:32","slug":"what-programmers-say-when-their-programs-doesnt-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"What Programmers say when their programs doesnt work."},"content":{"rendered":"

I had these on pinned to my cubicle for a long time. Couple of years back i lost the list and almost forgot about these, the other day i bumped into the list and here it:<\/p>\n

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  1. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s weird\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <\/li>\n
  2. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s never done that before. <\/li>\n
  3. It worked yesterday. <\/li>\n
  4. How is that possible? <\/li>\n
  5. It must be a hardware problem. <\/li>\n
  6. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? <\/li>\n
  7. There is something funky in your data. <\/li>\n
  8. I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t touched that module in weeks! <\/li>\n
  9. You must have the wrong version. <\/li>\n
  10. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just some unlucky coincidence. <\/li>\n
  11. I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t test everything! <\/li>\n
  12. THIS can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be the source of THAT. <\/li>\n
  13. It works, but it hasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t been tested. <\/li>\n
  14. Somebody must have changed my code. <\/li>\n
  15. Did you check for a virus on your system? <\/li>\n
  16. Even though it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work, how does it feel? <\/li>\n
  17. You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t use that version on your system. <\/li>\n
  18. Why do you want to do it that way? <\/li>\n
  19. Where were you when the program blew up? <\/li>\n
  20. It works on my machine <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I had these on pinned to my cubicle for a long time. Couple of years back i lost the list and almost forgot about these, the other day i bumped into the list and here it: That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s weird\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s never done that before. It worked yesterday. How is that possible? It must be a hardware […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-review"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susarla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}